JACK THE DANCER DIES
They
are digging a hole for me somewhere, out where the horse paddocks start. What I have
visited upon all their loved ones they will soon visit upon me. They will all be there: mothers, fathers, sisters,
brothers, aunts, uncles, cousins, friends. There will be beer and sausages,
party hats and fairy bread. They will all take turns to spit in the hole,
unseat their pants and with their legs astride it do what I dare not mention in such polite company as this. But I will go
peacefully, I will not fight. I do not have the spleen. They will bury me standing up, no doubt, the
easier to jump on my head.
My name is Jack the Dancer, it is not a name I chose myself but I have lived its meaning out. When they trip
lightly into my arms and dance with me in the dark they feel better for having given the nameless a name, and a good laconicism at that. They might have called me other names, recently they have, but this
one had me written all over it. I know all
the steps, can sweep even the tangle-toed off their feet. And they come willingly to me, that is what those ignorant
killers with their picks and shovels will never understand. Did I ever dance
with anyone who did not want to dance with me? Have I ever taken anyone who
did not want to be taken? To each their time comes, and for each the dance that
is theirs alone.
It all began a long time
ago, I do not recall it exactly. Come on down Jack and dance for us, they’d
say, come and show us those steps again! Oh yes I am a dancer all right, a real
Fred Astaire: I was ballroom champion in my day. Around the bar I would dance,
to the music and the clapping, until someone was thrust with drunken hands into
my open arms. This night it was Jenny, Sam the publican’s wife, and to the
laughter and the whooping I took her thin body close to mine and danced her out
into the car park and the dead urban boondocks beyond. She was found come
morning with not a mark on her and my reputation was made. If you’ve had enough go and dance with Jack, he’ll take you out of
here.
After three days’ grieving Sam the publican barred me and bade me never return. You are an evil man, he said, and your reckoning
time will come. (I am not evil, I am not good, I am a necessity, that’s all.) For
years I wandered, cast out like Cain, through suburbs, towns and cities. I
slept below bridges, in back lanes and bus shelters but I could always find someone ready to dance and I danced my fair share away. Man, woman, adult, child, I did not
discriminate, I took them all. Sometimes I took groups, like a kind of
barn dance or eisteddfod, off we all went to The Great Beyond, in a conga-line,
bumping our hips. Everywhere my reputation preceded me, everywhere my customers pursued me, but everywhere too the selfish
bereaved tracked me down, beat me with sticks and drove me away. I settled down in a
suburb on the edge of the city and made there a quiet home for myself behind the changing sheds
at the local football ground. It was a house open to the weather on three of
its four sides. By day I hid in the storm-water drain; at night I sat
drinking on the orange plastic chair beneath the flickering fluorescent light.
It did not take long for the soul-sick to find me. The grapevine is long, its
tendrils innumerable; they slither through half-open windows and touch you gently
on the cheek. Once called you rise willingly, find your keys, go to the fridge,
make up a plate. You kiss your
partner, put out the cat, check the children, tuck them down. The air outside is still
and quiet and the stars above pulse and shiver. You are going to see Jack the
Dancer—from far off I hear a car door slam. I comb my hair, trim my cuffs. I still get nerves even
now. I go through a few quick steps with the broom and sweep away the broken glass.
I set up the old Sanyo on the orange plastic chair. Come, come, I say, don’t be afraid, give me the tape and let’s hear. They
choose the music, and therefore the dance; some say goodbye to this idiot’s
tale with an overture from Mozart, some with their favourite pop. We eat a little of the
food they’ve brought and drink the wine, spirits or beer. I did not then and
have not since asked for any more payment than this. Come, come, I say, don’t be afraid, step
over here out of the light.
Young
Sandra McLain, that’s where I went wrong, I should have sent her back straight
away. She came to me pregnant with a pain in her gut. It kicks all day long, said
Sandra McLain, and talks to me in the night. It doesn’t want to be born, but I
am almost full-term—what am I going to do? I sat her on the chair and put my
ear to the hump. The best thing for man, said the little voice inside, would be
to die quickly—better than that, never to have been born. Are you quoting? I
asked. Yes, said the voice. I relayed all this to the mother. It’s like this
every night, she said, I can’t stand it any more. But I cannot take the child
without taking you, I said, this is really outside my brief. But Sandra McLain
did not want to be taken. I put my ear to the hump again. You in there, listen,
what you’re asking is impossible, I do not do unborn deaths. What are you, said
the little tyke, have I brought my poor mother here for nothing? I want to go
back where I came from. Is your name Jack the Dancer or not?
Yes, my name is Jack the
Dancer, I am a real gangly-dangly vaudevillian Fred Astaire, and that night I
danced the most peculiar dance with steps I never thought I had in me. Part
jitterbug, part tango, part waltz, part jazz ballet, and yet none of these;
singular, unique; with moves so original I surprised even myself. One moment
the child was my partner, then Sandra McLain, then both; one moment I saw the
door open and the light far off, far away, the next the door closed and we were
spinning in a vortex, my feet going nineteen to the dozen. This went on all
night and well into the following morning, I could hear the trucks out on the
highway but I could not stop the dance. Sandra McLain was gone now, had gone
with the first light of dawn, all that was left was her shell and the hump and
the belligerent child inside. Do you want to go or not? I asked. Of course I
do, it muttered: for those who have already lived, it said, a short dance is
enough, but this is life and death for me, I want to enjoy it while it lasts.
My God! Is there no end to our selfishness, when even a child in the womb can
demand a birthday party that goes on all day!
By lunchtime I was
exhausted. I am an old man and not as fit as I was. By the time the child let
go and swam dog-paddle through the air down the corridor towards the light I
could hear the distant clatter of football stops in the changing rooms and a
siren blast in the afternoon air. I retreated to the storm-water drain, like an
injured dog licking its wounds. I had taken them both, mother and child, and
with it brought down years of unleashed vengeance upon me. Sandra McLain’s de
facto hired a plane and had the skywriter write high up in the blue ether: Jack
The Dancer Must Die. They hunted for me by torchlight and paid children for
news of my foxholes. Medicos stroked their beards and said they knew about me
all along. By night I moved from one hideout to the next, a fugitive damned for
doing only what he had been asked to do. In a wrecking yard I hid in the boot
of a Volvo sedan and listened like a frightened mouse to the crying and
caterwauling outside. So they will kill me, I thought, but then who will kill
them? Who will take them down to the river and bathe them in blood? I am not
evil, I am not good, I am a necessity, that’s all. Without me they will live
forever—let’s see their faces then!
A child punched a hole
with a hammer and nail and put his eye hard up against it. I watched the pupil
widen. You have just looked Death in the eye, I said, now go back and tell them
you’ve found me.
Out
on the horse paddocks the preparations are almost complete. The hole has been
dug, the trestle tables laid, the fence festooned with streamers. Some mother
has baked a cake, the children all wear fairy wings. They will be given little
plastic toy trumpets to blow, just like Gabriel did. Through the nail-hole I
see violet, giving way to a dirty pink. Night is falling, they will soon be
here. I hope the killing is quick.